Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
This was a such a precious moment that happened, it gives me goose bumps when I see it. I was showing my sea*star (who took this photo) one of the most amazing places on the island and we relaxed in this warm, shallow pool outstretched. And the waves lapped at our bodies. And the sun was kissing our skin. And the light danced all around us. And Mother Sea hummed us underwater songs that we needed to hear. Pure salty bliss
"Then they were going to bury her, but she still looked as if she were living, and still had her pretty red cheeks. They said, ‘We could not bury her in the dark ground,’ and they had a transparent coffin of glass made, so that she could be seen from all sides, and they laid her in it, and wrote her name upon it in golden letters, and that she was a king’s daughter. Then they put the coffin out upon the mountain, and one of them always stayed by it and watched it. And birds came too, and wept for Snow-white; first an owl, then a raven, and last a dove."
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
Dog toy: $6. The look on his face when he first saw it: Priceless
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER
DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED